Wanna get more citations to your papers? Start with the title.
No colons, no question marks [evidence here (gated); don’t look here].
More acronyms [link].
And don’t even think about humorous and amusing phrases [link].
Didn’t help? Don’t despair:
“no more than 20% of citations of prominent papers involve the citer actually reading the papers in question” [link]
[…] P.S. Now that the problem of writing the perfect abstract is solved, you might wanna check how to write the perfect title. […]